Tis Sunday 07/01/18

Well city won 4 goals to one against Burnley so we are into the 4th round of the FA cup, watched 2 matches in which both matches ended in dreary boring nil nil draws, even chelsea were boring. So stoke have sacked hughesy and i kind of feel a bit sorry for him cos i liked hughesy, but being a manager is all the results game now and losing to fourth tier Coventry was too much.

So besides the footy I ain’t exactly done much else, was gonna watch spike island again, film about a group of Mancunian lads set in 1990 who wanna sneak into a stone roses concert at spike island, which really is a place and did really happen. So Caitlin buggered off with her cousin and I’ve mainly been on my own all day n then she fallen asleep at half nine, shocked.

Southerners might be confused by our mithering and skriking in Manchester.

14 words and phrases you only hear in Manchester.

Our kid – Not to be confused with your child, this means your brother or sister in Manchester. Occasionally a close friend, but usually a sibling. Pronounce it ‘are kid’. Use it in a sentence: “All right, our kid?”

Mither – A verb meaning to make a fuss or moan about something. Also used in place of ‘bother’. Use it in a sentence: “I can’t be mithered to go shop.”

Skriking – A rather onomatopoeic word Mancunians use meaning crying or screaming. From Old Norse, apparently. Use it in a sentence: “Will that baby quit skriking!”

Mad fer it – Used to describe something that you like a lot. Non-Mancunians might be eager for a night on the town, but mancunians are typically “mad fer it”. Use it in a sentence: “You buzzing for tonight? Yeah, mate, I’m mad fer it.”

Daft ‘apeth – An affectionate term for someone who is foolish. An abbreviation of ha’p’orth, itself an abbreviation of halfpennyworth. Use it in a sentence: “Don’t be a daft ‘apeth!”

Mint An aromatic herb, a sweet with a hole, or the flavour of your toothpaste, perhaps? Wrong. In Manchester, mint means something that is or was enjoyable. Use it in a sentence: “That burger was proper mint.”

Make us a brew – That’s not a group of people asking you to perhaps prepare some ale or beer. That’s one person (because ‘us’ means ‘me’ around these parts) asking you to make them a cup of tea. Use it in a sentence: “Make us a brew will you, our kid?”

Tea – ‘Tea’ refers to an evening meal in Manchester. Not to be confused with dinner. Use it in a sentence: “What time is tea tonight?” Dinner Not the meal you eat in the evening. In Manchester, ‘dinner’ refers to lunch. Use it in a sentence: “What time is dinner today?”

‘angin – In Manchester, angin’ means disgusting. Often accompanied by a disgusted look on the speaker’s face. Use it in a sentence: “Tea was ‘angin tonight!”

Ginnel – The walkway that runs between houses connecting streets together. You probably say ‘alley’ if you’re not from Manchester. Use it in a sentence: “I’ll meet you at the ginnel after ah’ve had me dinner”

Mi stomach thinks mi throat’s been cut – A Mancunian’s way of saying they’re extremely hungry. Use it in a sentence: “I’m so hungry that mi stomach thinks mi throat’s been cut!”

Cadge a lift – To obtain a ride in someone’s car by begging or freeloading. Use it in a sentence: “Are you going to cadge a lift off your mate?”

Do one – A term that encourages someone to go away or leave you alone.

Song of the day, stone roses – I am the resurrection 

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